UGLY PICTURES

I keep getting a lot of guff....(yeah I said guff) from my family because they think there are no UGLY pictures of me...little do they know that I have been blessed with an array of ugliness....enjoy

*please if you start to feel nauseated while looking through these please vacate to the potty...do your thing and come back for more!!!!!

It's kinda hard to see me...but I'm the one in the middle..the ugly one that looks like a boy!

On my way to S.C. November '05........yeah platinum blonde hair, sick tan/make up, CHUBBY...just all around an ugly time period

I don't even know....I'm not exactly sure thats me............yet I have this sick feeling that it really is........what is that nose?

Scenery.....fabulous...Soot-Snow-Trees......then Jade..the sore thumb in the perfect scenic moment

Misty..cute..Jade..fat/ugly

AND LAST BUT DEFINATELY NOT LEAST!!! The gopher face-this is a perfect example of my face......its fabulous and I feel that it defines my entire essence...it is the ESSENCE OF JADE face......perfect

So yeah I have more...actually an entire album full....so if anyone needs more verification that I am fully capable of ugly pictures please let me know and I will personally post more!

*Sorry for the indecent exposure

HOGLE ZOO!!!

Over Memorial Day weekend.....(I know that was like well over a month ago).....Tim and I went to the zoo! And I was super excited cuz I hadn't been in like YEARS and neither had he. And I guess they have done a bunch of remodeling..they don't have lions anymore..so I was pretty bummed about that..BUT we did get to drink out of the Lion Head drinking fountian (yes that needs to be in caps because it is the actual name of the drinking fountian) Everyone knows that when you go to the zoo you HAVE to get a picture taken in the Lion Head drinking fountian or you might as well have not even gone...and you are just a disgrace to all zoo goers...don't do that to yourself and just TAKE THE DANG PICTURE ok......

YAY AWESOME ELEPHANT STATUE...so I was standing there patiently waiting for Tim to take the picture and the elephant started gurgling and it shot water out of its trunk...FREAKING SWEET

Stuffing my face with my favorite ice cream...DIPPIN DOTS banana split...its the only way to go when you want a cool refreshing delicious treat

THE ANIMALS!!!

I wanted to get a pic with its tail open..but they just don't ever do that when you want them to!

We had such a great time and I'm super excited for the next time we go!

YAY ANOTHER POST.....I'm getting good at this lol!

Kevin and Becky got married in Logan last Friday. Their wedding was beautiful and it was so great to see the family. They live in Logan so naturally we took a stop at the temple to get in some quality pictures....I'll start with the most quaility of them all.........MY BROTHERS

I guess they just had too much to drink..and by the time we made it to the temple I caught them in the act!!!!

And one in the water fountian.......

Charlie sneaking one in the back of Tim's and my picture

And lastly I guess JB had a little more left in him and opted for the garbage can....excellent choice bro.

Tim and Jade

I love this pic! Check out that BOOTY! Mine....not Tim's

Someone got a booboo..........I made it better ;)

WE all had such a great time! Here's just a few more pics from the day!

It's pretty much a given that if there's water around...Charlie's going to get thrown in....sorry Bud...only a few more years and you'll be throwing them in too....enjoy it while you can!

My boys! Aren't they so cute and..whats this....BEHAVED and smiling! WHAT HAPPENED...ok JB's kinda making a face but this is like a breakthrough in photography...once in a lifetime kodak moment..right here!

Jade and Chuck..the twins...7 years apart

Pretty typical face that I get when Tim and I are around my bro's....I love the angle Charlie took this at..it just makes the affect that much better!

SO they are looking really good....I guess all that urinating together has just made them that much closer....boys are totally like that tho..."we do manly things (like pee) and we grow strong!"

Awesome picture of the Logan Temple...I love it :)

I Struggle Okay!

SO...a LOT has happened since my last posting. AND just so everyone knows things have been kind of crazy so I haven't really had time to post anything. AND my camera is broken so I have been buying disposable ones at Wal-Mart so I can have some pictures of when I ever do anything fun.....ok so here it goes!

Just recently was MY 20th BIRTHDAY!!! YAY 6/19

I had such a fantastic time. Everything was perfect. I sadly (but not suprisingly) had to go to school on my birthday so that was kind of lame...and I realized it was the first time in 20 years that I actually had to. Most people at some time during their 12 years of schooling had to go at least once! BUT not me...hello JUNE BABY! We never had school in June...so I got off the hook. But I'm not gunna lie in like 2nd grade when everyone had like a little party for their birthday..and brought treats and stuff I was always pretty bummed out about it. But having to go to school now and I couldn't even bring treats or anything..that was pretty stupid. OK!

The Ranagan/Lires Party

The night before my birthday I spent at my future husband's home...lol...it was fantastic. And I was pretty darn excited about opening my present. Tim was super sweet. He got me a really cute outfit from American Eagle and a new bag. His momma (Lisa) gave me a beautiful pair of earing and necklace. They are mother-of-pearl...and I love them! I don't have a picture of them on here but someday I'll get a pic of me wearing them for all to see!

The future In-laws! Tim, ME, Lisa, and Larry. Tim's parents are super sweet and we had a really great time!

We had a really fun time. Tim just got a HUGE pool in his backyard so we went swimming and on Sunday his mom made TACOS! They were fantastic and yes I ate 6!!!

The Ellison Party!!!

So I have failed to yet recieve the pictures from my party in Nephi...but soon enough there will be some quality photos on here of that GREAT event!